![]() ![]() I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. ![]() Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.” If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I’d say Flippy, wouldn’t you? You’d be wrong though. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. I think a good product would be “Baby Duck Hat”. Some favorites, including a few with thematic relevance: I was reminded over the weekend of the brilliance of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a SNL treasure from the 90s if ever there was one. ![]()
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